Grandma said…

Don’t crack your knuckles, you’ll get arthritis!

Grandpa · the 1980s
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The verdict

An American doctor cracked the knuckles of only one hand for 60 years and then compared the two: no difference. He won an Ig Nobel Prize for his trouble. Larger studies have found no link to arthritis either.

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Don’t keep your mobile in your pocket, the radiation will give you a brain tumour!

The neighbour · the 2000s
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Verdict: A large review commissioned by the WHO in 2024 found no link between mobile phones and brain tumours, even though almost everyone has had a mobile for decades.

Don’t swim straight after eating, you’ll get cramp and drown!

Mum · the 1980s
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Verdict: No research has shown that people drown from swimming on a full stomach. A gentle swim after lunch is perfectly fine.

Don’t swallow the apple pips, a tree will grow in your tummy!

Grandma · the 1970s
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Verdict: The stomach is far too dark and acidic for anything to sprout. The pips come out again, usually quite unbothered.

Don’t drink coffee, it’ll stunt your growth!

Grandpa · the 1960s
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Verdict: There is no evidence that coffee stunts growth. Children still shouldn’t have much caffeine – but for other reasons.